Chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
How those shops tills rattle when its time to pay
1. Under one thousand pounds, look only nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine
Not even ten pence under, still it’s a very special line.
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2. “Look mum a super blaster, everyone’s got one.”
Unfortunately you remember what got shot with last year’s gun!
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3. Oh those special offers, two for the price of one
Why not make them all half price, oh no that’s not the way it’s done.
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4. Everyone’s pushing and shoving, Christmas shopping is better done
Halfway through the summer, but then it’s not so much fun
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5. Now you can shop on the telly, how do you say “on line”?
I’m scared stiff to try it, if it went wrong the fault would be mine
I’d probably buy a gorilla or a tank or a battleship, Wow!
When I need a disc or a video, not a pig or a sheep or a cow.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
How those computers fool you when you shop the modern way
6. But one thing you don’t have to pay for, a free gift for me and for all
A baby born to be Saviour and laid in a cattle stall.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Sing praises, joyous praises, it’s nearly Christmas day!
